TO: General Lee Awesome
FROM: Neverending Apps

As previously discussed, we have decided to
move forward with the self-destruction
e-mail project. General availability has
already started. Monthly rates are now
available.

ThisEmailWillSelfDestruct.com lets you send
messages that vanish after a given period
of time. Our rate plan lets you send 500
messages for just $1.95 per month.

We expect this to be a popular service for
people who wish to send time-sensitive
messages that won't stick around once they
have been read. To aid in this use case,
we offer read receipts, which let you know
when your message has been received and
read, safe in the knowledge that the
message will soon disappear in a puff
of smoke.

Rest assurred that this particular message
will not self destruct.

Best wishes;